Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not
Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset
by jdnsisnxos October 14, 2018
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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 28, 2024
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Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.
"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 03, 2023
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Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 05, 2015
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal February 18, 2018
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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.
The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.
by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024
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