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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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stinky creamer

The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 7, 2011
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Carl Creamer

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023
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Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.
by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023
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Coffee creamer

When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
Me and my girl got bored so we did a coffee creamer
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Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies
Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer
by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024
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