The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.
The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.
by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024
The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 07, 2020
The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 07, 2020
When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 16, 2024
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017