Cooper

A cooper is someone who owns an ugly car or is a generally disgusting person.

Ew, a cooper!

by alright i am wrong November 4, 2020

Cooper

A snake who ghosts you

He's such a Cooper

by TheSnakeHunter August 5, 2017

cooper

a boy whose ego is the size of the sun, thinks he’s the shit, and always checks himself out in whatever reflective material he finds.

Marty: “Why is that kid looking at himself in a random chicks sunglasses?”
Charles: “That’s just a Cooper”

by NymmyDrummer March 19, 2019

Cooper

Usually a lil white bitch with a small dick. Gets triggered at everything and resides in a closet. Annoying, mean, and all around a shitty person. Likes to say cunt usually in reference to his male Australian lover.

Shut up Cooper. Go hang out with your boyfriend.

by PerilousStone8 April 26, 2019

cooper

1- someone without a sense of humour

2- someone without any friends

3- someone who is unco

4- someone who has no real abilities

5- someone who will (or has) not do/done anything with their life

6- someone who is all 5

1- that emo is a real cooper

2- doug has no friends, he is such a cooper

3- GOD, why do we have Jeff on our team, he is such a cooper

4- brad thinks he is good a art, but he is such a cooper.

5- FOR GODS SAKE , STEVE. DO SOMETING WITH YOUR LIFE, YOUR SUCH A COOPER.

6- I hate you cooper your such a fucking cooper!!!!

by Goth At War September 6, 2008

Cooper

A Cooper is an Alaskan fisherman with a beard and a hat.

Oh wow, look at that Cooper, he’s so burly.

by askoen June 22, 2020

Cooper

A person who helps on group projects (especially knife techniques) and is a nice friend.

Robert: You are just like Cooper
Eli: Thank You! :)

by Waddledee10 March 28, 2022