Coomsoomer

A guy or in rare cases lady who pays way to much for the horny

EA guys who pay 3000$ for onlyfans or who buy bath water etc

The chad called the beta a coomsoomer after he payed 3000 dollars to see the girl once in real life.

by Vroist May 11, 2021

coolsexual

when you are only attracted to super cool people

i like you cause you are cool and i am coolsexual

by joemama6969420696969 May 19, 2021

coogina

it is coochie vagina for when you’re feeling extra frisky. one may have a coogina if they feel a strong urge to manhandle the inside of a male’s ass.

i can see your coogina. put it away. right now.

by mars kiszka January 5, 2023

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 18, 2020

alyssa cooksey

sc; alyssacooksey19 📲

add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey

by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022