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The Cracky concoction

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.
Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.
by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017
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connection

A drug hook-up. Unlike your average dealer, a connection is usually someone you're in good with who will "hook you up", or give you the narcotics you want at a lower price than the average street value. A must have for any druggie.
Yeah, I got a connection who could get that 10 bucks cheaper.
by TFS August 18, 2005
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connection

person you buy your dope from
I don't have any....let me call my connection...
by tizzy October 7, 2003
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air-conditioned Hell

An office/cubicle farm/building where white-collar corporate drones while away their lives.

Air-conditioned Hell is also any corporate job that one finds demeaning, boring, repetitive, or unsatisfying.

While not hard work in the sense of manual labor or any physically demanding job, putting in 40 hours a week in air-conditioned Hell can take its toll on a person, often resulting in one or more of the following: fatigue, irritability, contempt, rage, and excessive attendance of happy hours.
I have to drive for an hour in traffic each morning so that I can take my seat in air-conditioned Hell.

I hate going to bed on Sunday night, because I know that when I wake up in the morning, I'll have another week of air-conditioned Hell to endure.
by Poor Woobie March 10, 2008
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condition

You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!

......THREE HOURS LATER......

GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006
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Mint Condition

another way to say that someone is Virgin as in being unused or untouched
girl text:are you a virgin?

guy text back: yes I'm still mint condition
by Judas_Cradle October 25, 2009
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conditional

A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.
Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
by NicolasC1223 April 13, 2013
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