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Concert Resume

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010
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Concert Rules

Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules

1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.

2) Always wear DEODERANT!

3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.

4) If your under 12 do not attent.

5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies

6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.

7) Do not bring your parents.

8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.

9)Do not sing louder then the band

10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!
(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"

Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!
by Builiards over Broadway December 18, 2008
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Concert

Any performance given on a stage that is not a play.
David Spades Concert was very funny!
by PC Answer Guy June 18, 2018
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Northern Lights Bar/Concert Hall

Northern Lights is a place where everyone in clifton park/halfmoon/colonie and other places love to go to see a concert. There are some kick ass pits and a bar.
Me: Hey wanna go to Northern Lights Bar/Concert Hall to see BMTH
Friend: Of course dude! I f****** love northern lights!
by SarahhBearz July 10, 2011
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Concert Band

We have Concert Band rehersal today.
by Band Geek February 3, 2003
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concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).
(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.
Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.
by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010
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