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communism

a movement "invented" by karl marx emphasizing shared resources and betterment of the whole of society, rather than a select lucky segment
communists wear drab, efficient clothing and dont drink coke
by cap buster April 17, 2005
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Communism

1. A mid-19th century fairy-tale by author Karl Marx that builds on the earlier fairy-tale of Socialism, and describes a society in which industries are motivated as effectively by the mystical concept entitled the "public good" as they are in the real world by the evolutionary principle of personal gain with no oversight to define the "public good" and no need for merits or reprimands.

2. An extreme form of collectivism in which everything is produced and distributed collectively and no attention is given to the need to decide what should be produced and in what quantities in any effective way, much less to the need to motivate anyone to actually produce it.
None. Communism does not exist. It is impossible. There are no historical examples. "Communist" countries like the USSR and China operate a system of brutal totalitarian Socialism, and openly admit that they "operate a Socialist system that will according to them eventually evolve into Communism". Communes and co-operatives that work within larger systems are NOT examples - these are private companies that are owned by their employees. They have a larger market to respond to in order to know what to produce, are profit-based, and have a system for firing free-loaders.
by EngineerofSouls July 7, 2010
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Communism

A political and economic system that rejects the concept of personal ownership of property in favour of having all the wealth in the government's hands, and supplying necessary, and possibly luxury, goods to the population according to the individual's, and the mass's, needs.

This system is inefficient on a larger scale because of greediness and sloth, as in, many people taking more than they need and giving less than they can, although in a Kibbutz, or commune, this system is fairly efficient when coupled with some lenience regarding personal property (As in, allowing the capitalist based system of currency, but still keeping the economy run exclusively by the Kibbutz or commune management).
"To each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs" ~ Exert from the Communist Manifesto.

The communist party garners the working class vote through promises of equality.

Communism is the economic antonym of capitalism.
by Tanktunker February 5, 2007
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communism

murderous atheistic/satanic political ideology
The Church of Satan claim that they are really atheists.Why not just call themselves what they are then?
by stupid fucks February 27, 2005
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Communism

Communism is a political ideology.
Communism is when you share snacks or go to gulag.
by Near The Ancom October 31, 2021
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Communism

A group of people who T-Pose all the time
Friend: Who are they

Me: HOLY SHIT RUUUUN

Friend: Y

Me: It’s a communism group

Friend: How can you tell

Me: They’re all T-Posing
by MemeLord420_69 October 26, 2019
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Communism

The redistribution of big booty bitches
PERSON 1: I want big booty bitches so bad ;-;
PERSON 2: Then support communism my friend!
by 0405Riptide April 11, 2022
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