Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.
Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

A comma at the end of a comment, clause or even otherwise-perfect sentence that then receives no continuation.
My cousin used the terminal comma when she sent me this text message:
> Wow, grandma didn't invite you to the family get-together,
and then all my cousins and brother went to the movies.
> Wow, grandma didn't invite you to the family get-together,
and then all my cousins and brother went to the movies.
by Sittias June 1, 2021

When people, of course, overuse a specific, English, character, to the point where the writer, has attempted, an act, considered, as "Comma Abuse." It is annoying, for the reader, to try and make out, from the actual words, such as the constant, excessive, pauses, every, single, word. Aspies, also, do, this, too. Does, this, annoy, you?
You can't put a comma like that! You can't put commas before who! I hate comma abuse! It's so aggravating!
by Senator Foreskin February 26, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

<You Are Interrupting Me; Comma<,>Sorry So Begin>Thezen Mouzen Azela Oru Kubo Toda Mozen Uvilada Felo Raigeki<You Are Interrupting Me; Comma<,>Sorry So Begin>
<You Are Interrupting Me; Comma<,>Sorry So Begin>Thezen Mouzen Azela Oru Kubo Toda Mozen Uvilada Felo Raigeki<You Are Interrupting Me; Comma<,>Sorry So Begin>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Teacher: How many commas did you put in your short story?
Random Kid: 417.
Teacher: Don't be a comma whore!
Random Kid: 417.
Teacher: Don't be a comma whore!
by 11eryxin February 26, 2019
