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Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
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comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
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Built For Comfort

A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 March 16, 2009
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Comfort person

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO
by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
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Comfort Wank

A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
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Too comfortable

Getting "too comfortable"

Meaning A:

When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.

So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"

Meaning B:

When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.

You are getting "too comfortable"
Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.

Terrell scores a basket on Eric

Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.

Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.

Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.

Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".

Example B:

John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.

Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.

John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.

John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
by Plathanos5 May 15, 2021
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comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.
I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.
by gblowit May 6, 2018
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