A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
Get the Comfort Wipemug. A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
Get the comfort foodmug. A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 March 16, 2009
Get the Built For Comfortmug. by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
Get the Comfort personmug. A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
Get the Comfort Wankmug. Getting "too comfortable"
Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
by Plathanos5 May 15, 2021
Get the Too comfortablemug. the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin
by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010
Get the comfort gropemug.