A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
Get the Comfort Wipe mug.A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
Get the comfort food mug.A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 March 16, 2009
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Get the Comfort person mug.A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
Get the Comfort Wank mug.a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.
Examples could be:
Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Examples could be:
Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
by papabarista January 7, 2012
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