A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
by Jimmis June 22, 2009
A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
by Ignatzz June 30, 2018
A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
by kmo314 November 03, 2008
by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 03, 2009
the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin
by creature from the abyss February 09, 2010
the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.
by gblowit February 15, 2018