Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

by Jimmis June 22, 2009

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Built For Comfort

A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.

Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.

by kmo314 March 16, 2009

Comfort person

Florence Pugh

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO

by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021

Comfort Wank

A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.

Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.

by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009

comfort film

a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.

Examples could be:

Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers

Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!

by papabarista January 7, 2012

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010