Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.

Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023

cocktail recipe

A perfect formula for disaster and chaos. Used in reference to any idea or concept that has one or several flaws in it, making its realization a future failure.

Karen's idea for an start up, even though it's good willed, it's such a cocktail recipe

by corvalanlara October 31, 2019

housewife cocktail

Xanax and Red Wine

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight

by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020

Emoji cocktail

When there isn’t just one emoji for how you are feeling

🫣🥹🥰 would be the emoji cocktail to denote feeling flattered but embarrassed at the same time

by The Human Puffball May 29, 2023

pothead cocktail

A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.

Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”

by SixxMoJo March 15, 2023

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015