The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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Usually a very intelligent person. Most of the time a christopher would choose books over a movie. Though they may not be that athletic and strong, they are usually very lovable people. They are usually somewhat romantic. They might be one of the most intelligent, witty, and smart people you ever meet. Despite being sarcastic and sassy they are usually very nice people
Person 1:Did you meet that guy yesterday?
Person 2:You mean Christopher?
Person I:yeah he was awesome
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A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood
That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know
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This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible
Christopher Is Jewish
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A shy kind of guy who has certain people he cares about the most he's a loving person who will fall in love at a young age with a he/she it depends
Omg stop Christopher
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Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.
Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.
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He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.
Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.
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