Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.

Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

Christopher

This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible

Christopher Is Jewish

by Jewish Names July 20, 2020

Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...

Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....

by Dymond4life December 20, 2017

Christopher

He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.

Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.

by Dlashea May 19, 2017

Christopher

Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.

Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.

by Sucksucksucksuckduckyfaceman September 7, 2018

Christopher

A flaming sick pig

Stop talking, Christopher you flaming sick pig.

by kattypants November 29, 2016