Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.

Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.

Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore

by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019

Christopher

Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...

Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....

by Dymond4life December 20, 2017

Christopher

Better than Agate

How would you call yourself?
Im simply Christopher!

by Nibba567 April 22, 2018

Christopher

He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.

Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.

by Dlashea May 19, 2017

Christopher

Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.

Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.

by Sucksucksucksuckduckyfaceman September 7, 2018

Christopher

Gay ass motherfucker. He will suck your cock for free he would also fuck his friend Enrique and Matthew in a threesome of just three guys with no girls in it

Yo he’s so gay he must be a Christopher

by Small ass PP March 5, 2020