giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.

"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."

by Panzer230 March 26, 2021

child development

An academic subject devoted to overanalyzing and simultaneously underestimating children, confusing the natural instincts of future preschool teachers.

My child development teacher doesn't allow me to use the word misbehave.

by dangcmange2 September 28, 2009

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

product child

A young adult who has become defined by the products they own. As a result the only individuality they have today, is expressed through these products.
Can be applied to any generation but most commonly used to described the 16-30 age group of today.
If a person in this age group has a majority of the things below they're probably a product child:
1. At least one tattoo they show off relentlessly
2. The watch
3. The hat
4. Pierced ears (probably tunnels)
5. The car
6. Kicks
7. Designer tees
8. A chain
9. Always wearing sunglasses
10. Excessive posts on social media

Look at what he's wearing. Hes such a product child

by shockrocket July 24, 2014

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

child up

Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.

You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?

by VolcanoChronic January 7, 2007