Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
by Ânonymous March 11, 2015
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Curve Constructor

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve
Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor
by eyrup February 27, 2020
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One-Curve

A girl who is large around the mid section, and instead of having many curves like attractive girls do. She has but one curve at the mid section, starting thin towards the head then gets wider and gets thinner toward the feet.
Dude that girl is such a one-curve!

Oh God! Don't look now the one-curve is coming!
by baddleeroybrown September 06, 2010
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California Curve

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
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Cuddle Curves

When a girl/guy has extra fat on the hips/thighs that makes cuddling comfy
That girl has cuddle curves, I love to hug her(:
by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
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Deadman's Curve

1. A really sharp 80 degree turn on Texas Highway 175
Dude, I almost killed myself on Deadman's curve last night.
by CR22ZZ February 21, 2009
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