crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!

by uhh94 November 14, 2019

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.

"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."

by Mistickle December 26, 2023

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Crud

Weed

Hey loke I need some crud

by Mskkbaby August 19, 2017

Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia

Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.

by Stayawayfromme August 6, 2018

Crud

Crud is not what kids in the hood say for “crap” Crud in the hood is simply weed or on some technical shit “marijuana” but when u say Crud don’t disrespect Please refer to Crud as weed.

Damn son I’m outa Crud we finna slide threw homeboy spot and get the package fasho.

by Crud May 21, 2019