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crimson buffet

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.
by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013
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Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
by Metcalfone July 29, 2015
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Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016
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alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.
Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.
by Jimmbab January 26, 2016
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Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.
"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."
by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019
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Crimson Breeze

Crimson Breeze is the name of a Burt's Bees® Tinted Lip Oil but it's also what you call it when a girl queefs on her period.
"I went in for a kiss but then she sprayed me with her Crimson Breeze."

"A hint of color, a splash of moisture, a lot of natural. - Crimson Breeze, Burt's Bees® Tinted Lip Oil"
by beetsforamerica August 15, 2019
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