Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves

a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch

by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over

wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!

by queenofwizards February 4, 2010

Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022

car cramping

To fill a car with so much camping gear that anything in particular is unfindable.

Nice car cramping, Brad. Now where the #%@& is the flashlight?

by RawbSF July 8, 2016