pothead cocktail

A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.

Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”

by SixxMoJo March 15, 2023

cocktail recipe

A perfect formula for disaster and chaos. Used in reference to any idea or concept that has one or several flaws in it, making its realization a future failure.

Karen's idea for an start up, even though it's good willed, it's such a cocktail recipe

by corvalanlara October 31, 2019

Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.

Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice

by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018

Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.

Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023

Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009