Breeder

1. A woman who, by physical appearance, e.g. tall, good-looking with nice breasts and round hips, would be an excellent candidate for having your children.

2. A woman who maintains her figure even while pregnant, and is back to her pre-pregnancy looks soon after giving birth.

Yep, she's a breeder, alright.

by 850Hardcore June 24, 2011

breener

a person who continually passes wind and squeaks during love making

Richard: I overheard the girls laughing about Mark, they were saying that he is a breener!

Ronan: That's a pity because I did like the man, what a pity.

by h@h@h@ December 2, 2010

alaskan breezer

it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.

tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!

by mr annonymous January 10, 2009

Baltimore Breezer

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.

When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.

by Grizlatch November 30, 2006

breeder

a woman who is likely to bear strong, athletic children. Usually assumed because the woman is tall and athletic herself.

Dang you see Claire playing in the volleyball game last night? With that tight body of hers, she is definitely a breeder!

by Arr Dog February 21, 2009

breeder

What over-militant homosexuals use against heterosexuals, assuming it'll be as offensive as fag or dyke. Fortunately, it never caught on due to it:
1. Not being offensive
2. Not being accurate (numerous heterosexuals would never have children as this term implies)
3. Being a weak counter-offensive to something that is heavily used.

Femi-nazi lesbian: YOU GODDAMN BREEDER!
Me: First off I hate children so I would never 'breed'. Second, it's fine that you're a lesbian, but it's NOT fine that you're a bitch.

by ONI-UNIT November 13, 2004

breeder

Pregnant illegal aliens that sneak across the border from Mexico, so they can bear children that are US citizens. Breeders burden emergency rooms, schools, and spread disease. Once here, they breed with beaners so they can pop out more babies, and get more benefits from the government.

Maria the breeder sneaks into our country from Mexico, then pops out beaner babies so she can get welfare and go shopping.

by sendthemhomenow November 11, 2008