Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

bohemian

another word for weirdo

example: you are a bohemian

by anonymous July 5, 2021

bohemian monkey slave

Some fat dude name Jerry

Tell Jerry he looks like a Bohemian monkey slave.

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018

bohemian pancake

When you cut off a girls finger or other body part and use th blood as lube for jacking off or anal

Last night I got a girl to do bohemian pancake

by Nibba November 22, 2016

bohemian bucket

A term used to refer to a drug addict in Toronto slang

Yo this guy is a Bohemian Bucket Fam

by Lu-x January 19, 2024

Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 16, 2022

filthy bohemian

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, however you replace the moustache with a tiny hipster beard.

Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.

by richard gurgler January 13, 2018