Blake

A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.

A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.

by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018

Blake

The product of a thieving woman, known for stealing from innocent families.

Person 1: Hey do you know Blake?
Person 2: Yeah his mum's in prison.

by ClearlyAutistic July 02, 2018

Blake

Loves too play roblox and is adored by Laura's.
Sometimes snipes gay kids when they walk by.

gay kid: rUdE, hey boyfriend suck my pixie dick

Boyfriend: Im already in your asshole tho

Blake: SNIPEY SNIPE BOiii

by blakesnipessnipes December 12, 2018

Blake

Skinny white skater boi

Blake is a piece of shit
Blake is a skinny white individual
Blake is an alien

by It’s fine... February 22, 2020

Blake

Has A BiG Pp. VeRy HOrnY. SayS YeS give Me a Bj real Quick

blake is veryyyy sexual

by hiidkhihello January 26, 2021

Blake

The bloody flakes found on the shaft of the penis due to chronic or abusive use.

My Blakes are itchy and inflamed.

by PaulTdot February 09, 2007

Blake

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.

Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick

by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013