A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.
A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018

by It’s fine... February 22, 2020

by ClearlyAutistic July 2, 2018

blake is veryyyy sexual
by hiidkhihello January 26, 2021

Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them
Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
by Urbandefiner1888 January 20, 2022

by PaulTdot February 10, 2007

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.
by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013
