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bitchfork 

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.
1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*
bitchfork by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

bitchface 

motherfuckingbitchface!
bitchface by bread infection December 9, 2009

Bitchface 

When someone's or something's face is so utterly hilarious and you're speechless, simply say this.
*Looks at Trollface*

....Fucking Bitchface
Bitchface by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010
I was hoping to get some useful criticism in today's meeting, but all I got was bitchback.
Bitchback by cnguye October 13, 2008

bitchface 

someone who losses their coolness for a temporary period of time
youre being a bitchface today
bitchface by santiago aka fuckface September 20, 2003

Bitchfuckass 

1. Something so arbitrary or random that one cannot find a better name/word for it.

or

2. A term to describe ones displeasure.
1.
Friend: "Dude I made a playlist loaded of Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, A Day to Remember, The BeeGees, Kid Rock, and Cannibal Corpse!"

You: "Did you name it?"

Friend: "Uhhhhhh... Bitchfuckass"

You: "Sounds legit to me"

2.
Friend: "Dude, some faggot on the blue team sniped me! I HAD FULL SHIELDS!! BITCHFUCKASS!!!!!!"

You: "......... Sounds legit to me"
Bitchfuckass by tigg'olbittyz March 30, 2011