Belen

Shitty little town located in New Mexico. Most people there refuse to let the place grow, which causes the town to be even more shitty. The majority of the women are ghetto, ugly and solve their problems by fighting. They also draw their eyebrows on with sharpies and wear lip liner with no lipstick. Sonic is the "hang out" spot where people cruise listening to rap music, while trying to show off their piece of shit vehicle. Most people from Belen aren't very intelligent and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. Their use of grammar and punctuation is quite poor and pathetic. Don't count on having an intelligent conversation with someone from Belen, because you most likely wont. There is only a small group of intelligent people from this town and they usually don't stick around after they graduate high school.

Girl: Hey, want to go with me to a party?

Boy: Yeah sure! Where at?

Girl: In Belen.

Boy: Belen?! Fuck that shit! I have to pick my ass instead.

by OhNoYouAgain June 12, 2012

bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

by fasc December 13, 2008

belen

school were most guys are pimps and think theire all that. pussy ass school got that right. but naww id rather go 4 belen were all my loves go than 4 columdumb

look at that chs student is he stoned?

by Sandra May 13, 2005

bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.

This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.

by r-neg October 29, 2003

cheesey bellend

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.

Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.

by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011

Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.

1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

Baggy bellend

when someones penis has a slack foreskin that hangs over the bellend.

also could be used as an insult.

"im not being funny but you've got a face like a baggy bellend!"

by Emily September 13, 2004