Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen February 16, 2006
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Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.
by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009
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peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.
by frank n. beans May 09, 2006
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perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.
"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"
by Bezzle December 18, 2014
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Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.
“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”
by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022
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Chest Beater

In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.
Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.
by Badumchi April 20, 2020
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Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 03, 2011
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