You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023
Get the Dirty Baldwinmug. Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 5, 2021
Get the Baldwin's gun paradoxmug. peyton baldwin, cant leave lil b alone, very bad influence, crazy,insane,crazy,insane oh and bangs on windows and pulls doorhandles, and likes the jawga boys song that says, wow christy,did u see that truck.
by big jill12312169 March 4, 2025
Get the peyton baldwinmug. by hentayco1 August 7, 2023
Get the Baldwin Timemug. 1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
Get the baldwinizemug. A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024
Get the Baldwin Cobbledickmug. baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)
b : to deprive of life : cause the death of
// He threatened to baldwin them.
2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to
// baldwin the competition
intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person
// a reckless fool who may baldwin again
// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression
// was dressed to baldwin
Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.
Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.
by Ern Malley October 28, 2021
Get the Baldwinmug.