guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast

person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

baldwin

V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.

N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.

Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.

The milkman got distracted at the wheel and baldwined into the mother of four.

by LSLSO January 7, 2022

Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

by Jdl September 18, 2022

A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

by Mr monkee November 12, 2021