Bailey
A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.
I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.
Bailey by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019
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