Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

Bulging buns n mayo

The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.

My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.

by Crazybird69 September 9, 2021

bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.

"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008

Wii bulge

When you’re wearing a wii controller and hit someone with it and then do heroin

I gave that girl a fat wii bulge the other night..

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

bulging slab

A growth on the gooch of a male . Cyst , Pimple or a general growth on the gooch

" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"

by Budzer December 20, 2017

bulge boys

the most advanced and sophisticated collective of fine chipper chaps, the most bulging, bulbus boys who have graced the earth

"those fine gentlemen are members of the bulge boys"
"zayum! i can see their bulges from here"

by Tahil ashlando November 17, 2022