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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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big mac

the act of nutting on an artificial big titty bar mitzvah dancer
“Dude this mosh pit goes dummy hard
“I know, I just big macked that girl over there
by mclamp_ May 16, 2021
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Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.
I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.
by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022
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Big Mac With Cheese

The definition of "Big mac with cheese" is a insult also a comparison to a young teenager, Yob or chav because they stand outside mc donalads or jobcenter holding their genitalia talking about their super charged turbo 1.1 fiesta with a big bore exhaust, "ayye I lad " accent, Pure gas so they are "big" Wanna be macs "mac They are pathetic an greasy makes the "cheese"
1. Scum in a tracksuit also know as "big mac with cheese"

2.Criminals waiting for a burger
by Master obi konobi May 22, 2012
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coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time
coach Big Mac is cute but a dough
by ms kbk April 18, 2017
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big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back
I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back
by Bigmacslapdaddy July 3, 2018
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Chicken Big Mac

A Big Mac, but chicken edition

A shortcut into getting a heart attack

Also supposedly hella fucking good
Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac
by Gdisvvc March 21, 2023
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