Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
Get the Bernards Middle Schoolmug. A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
Get the Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Daymug. Tam Bernard is a fake! A giant cock driven by a smaller cock attached half way down. With a dodgy accent, he thinks he’s funny and full of anecdotes but he’s just drunk!
by Sweethomealagrandma November 24, 2021
Get the Tam Bernardmug. by Bernard’sBiggestHater April 18, 2023
Get the Bernardmug. An up and coming star lyricist. A rapper thst hasn't made it big yet, but is destined for fame and fortune. A top five, but not five rapper. Your baby's momma favorite rapper.
Michael - "Dang, who's that you listening to"?
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"
Gabriel - "Oh, that's the Big Bernard"!
Azrael - "Yea, It's the Big Bernard "!!
Michael- "Dang"
by Jesus & Friends February 6, 2021
Get the Big Bernardmug. by Bernard the dragon December 31, 2021
Get the Bernardmug. Bernards are sackless
by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019
Get the Bernardsmug.