bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

Bathroom_Crashing

Playing Pranks in a Bathroom, usually involveing poop. If one is caught they cannot be eligable for being titled a "crasher" until the next calendar year.

Bathroom_Crashing = Piss on somebody over the stall, Poop out of the water (SOOOOOO SMELLY). Eat your fiber cereal kids.

by Red Chain February 1, 2006

Bathroom Play

Fetish that involves urine and faecal matter.

Since Armando and Lily was so keen to try new things sexually, they considered "Bathroom Play".

by BRAGGO December 22, 2018

bathroom fetish

When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.

Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.

Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro

Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.

by OhNaNaWhatsMaName January 2, 2018

Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

by Link. November 23, 2010

bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009