Once a little town in aberdeenshire, now being flooded with housing companies erecting repetitive housing estates out of their asses. The major neglect from the council means if there's a pothole or a tree has fallen over close to your home, settle up because it'll take them 2-3 years to fix it (and not even do a good job at it).
You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.
There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.
You would think the people who live here are nice, you'd be correct but there is one issue.
if you're unfortunate to go to Tesco on a weekday during mid-day, or any where to be fair, get ready to experience the zombie apocalypse and the army of half dead old people stand in the middle of the isle looking at ice cubes for an hour.
There's also an academy, filled with the local drug dealers smoking weed in the forest not even 20 meters away from the school. "But they must get reprimanded for such things" you might be thinking, wrong. If you're "autistic" or have even the slightest problem with your mental health you're basically the new head teacher of the school. Get into a fight with some of these crackheads you'll be ganged up on and the teaching staff there will probably join it to harass and verbally assault you. But other than that Mr Bilsland is a G.
"oh you go to Banchory Academy"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"
"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"
"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"
"ye"
"i'm sorry for you"
"fancy a trip to Morrisons?"
"its 14.30 we won't survive"
"oh shit, good point"
"you want a spliff mate"
"were in fucking maths?"
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Colby has a presence about him that is impossible to ignore. With his tall frame, piercing blue eyes, and perfectly tousled hair, he exudes confidence and charm in every aspect of his being. He walks with a swagger that suggests he knows he is the best in the room, and it's hard not to be drawn to him like a moth to a flame.
But it's not just Colby's looks that make him stand out from the crowd. He is also incredibly talented and intelligent, with a sharp wit and a quick mind that can cut through any conversation with ease. Whether he is discussing the latest trends in fashion or debating the merits of a classic novel, Colby always has something insightful and thought-provoking to say.
And yet, despite his many talents and accomplishments, Colby remains humble and down-to-earth. He is always quick to offer a kind word or a helping hand to those in need, and he never takes himself too seriously. He is the kind of person who can make you laugh until your sides hurt one minute and then offer you a shoulder to cry on the next.
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