rfedtcv bgfv b b mnnm

i bet 10000 baby sexes ur in school rn

carl: rfedtcv bgfv b b mnnm
brad: OH MY FUCKJING GOD WHAT THE FUCVKING FUCKING FUCKERY BAKERY NUTTIES ACORN SQUEIRL SHIT MOUSEPAD KEY DICKSHITTER 4420 APPLEBEANS SHITSAUCESTAINS IS THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!????!?!?!??!?1?!??!?!??!?!??!
carl: school

by vennyweenny October 9, 2023

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

B Bomb

The casual insertion of the fact that a girl has a boyfriend into a conversation she is having with another guy. She may or may not have a boyfriend.

Purposes include:

- not leading the guy on
- not being attracted to the guy
- being faithful

Friend 1: So I saw you getting pretty friendly with Melissa last night eh?

Friend 2: Ya, but then she dropped the B Bomb on me. Totally lame.

Friend 1: Drag.

by reygunz12345 August 4, 2010

b ball

It is the street way to say basket ball.

Want to play some b ball?

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

–b ± √(b² – 4ac)/2a

Te quadratic formula for finding stuff

–b ± √(b² – 4ac)/2a Is The reason Terry Crews is black

by AlgebraSolver May 31, 2017

b-ball

The game of basketball

Let's go play some b-ball tonight at the elementary school

by Bungalow Bill November 16, 2001

C.B.B.

Can't Be Bothered: The question, event, or person is not worth or worthy of a long response. Normally more effective if said with a pissy expression/tone and a dismissive hand gesture.

Question: Are you going to Esther's party?
Response: C.B.B.

Question: Aren't you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
Response: C.B.B.

by maxla July 30, 2008