Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

Who Asked?

A line that social rejects use when they get roasted or when they just want to screw with people
very annoying insult very unoriginal.

Yo I got a new PS5 today.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.

by Hanzo-Main August 24, 2022

ask the rask

ask the rask or rask the ask means go to hell you are not worth of receiving an answer

qaz12: anyone have know where to find the
qaz12: accept Cof mission code
savsuds: the wiki tab up above
Kamyshin: you can ask the rask for help as well

Kamyshin: dafuq is lastload?
Azunai: ask the rask

by azuna1 October 17, 2013

Ask Ben

1. Word used when faced with a question one cannot answer.

1.
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!

by Monsiuer Anonimue February 10, 2004

Who Asked?

Nobody

Bob-"Who asked?"
Also Bob-"Nobody."

by Jack Hoff Official March 30, 2021

Didn’t ask

Didn’t ask for u to read this

Didn’t ask+ratio+fatherless+fortnite kid

by DaJackAttax April 30, 2022

Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022