Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

by Poval May 26, 2024

Armor Squad

Armor Squad is a rap group owned by wintercastle.

Hey, have you heard of this new group called Armor Squad?

by djfuck666 February 14, 2021

Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.

Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024

plot armor

plot armor is when a scriptwriter/author/anyone composing a story is clearly keeping a certain character/idea alive despite many situations where said thing would've perished given normal circumstances and logic. Normally it's because it's a main character and/or important further in the story and/or if said character is the author's favorite.

Alternatively, the term is often used in real life to refer to a person/thing that miraculously survived a situation that would otherwise prove harmful/fatal

I was reading this book and the main character has got to have plot armor... He was in a fight against 6 guys each twice his size and he somehow won!

'Guys, I just fell down 3 flights of stairs and I'm completely fine!'
'how'd you manage that?!'
'I must have plot armor...'

by learned_how_2_crochet_recently November 30, 2023

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor

To install a cable in a conduit.

There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

victim armor

any disorder, trait, characteristic, attribute, feature, or other detail invoked with the intention of portraying one as a victim in an attempt to render them irreproachable

Stop trying to use your diagnosis as victim armor, it still won't excuse your behavior!

by Gaius315 May 29, 2025