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Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.
Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.
by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013
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apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.
Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...
by idonthavaname September 9, 2008
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Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.
I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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Seth Apocalypse

Seth Apocalypse is a pretty human-being, part of the LGBTQ+ community and very kind.

Seth Apocalypse has Japanese and Italian blood, ISFP and has two cats.
" Seth Apocalypse is so stunning! "

" Seth Apocalypse is my favorite person. "
by sethapocalypsesupremacy August 11, 2023
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The dangerous dare between friends of taking 4 shots of alcohol, simultaneously, in the specific order as follows:

1) War = 1 shot, Tequila
2) Famine = 1 shot, Rum
3) Pestilence = 1 shot, Whiskey
4) Death = 1 shot, Cement-Mixer
"Hey man, on your 21st birthday, we're getting you so trashed, & to get you started, were making you do The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse."
by Martian12 September 9, 2014
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Riders of the Apocalypse

The many unacountable people who are the male and female offspring of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These people ride black horses, listen to heavy metal and rock and goth music, they ride the night and answer only to the Metal Inquisition. They ride through and burn chav villages and towns, leaving nothing in their wake. Male members are known as riders, female members are known as Angels Of Death.
The Riders of the Apocalypse charged in, destroying the village as they went, killing all who stood in their way
by Metal Master January 13, 2006
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Resident Evil Apocalypse

The sequel to the 2001 Resident Evil movie. One of the Greatest movies, even better than the first R.E.
Hey have you seen that new Resident Evil Apocalypse yet?
by Team LX September 17, 2004
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