soviet onion

the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.

glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!

by BillBollock October 17, 2020

bumpin onions

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

by slone July 22, 2003

dirty onion

When you give someone rough anal sex that makes they're eyes water like they have been peeling onions.

I gave Mandy a dirty onion last night.

by blongly January 14, 2008

onions cry

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

by monkeyshagger January 13, 2007

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

Soviet Onion

Soviet Union but it's now Onion
The flag now has an Onion on it

Instead of people, there are communist ONIONS

Soviet Onions are funny

by Bubble Baby 1234 March 6, 2021

onion puffs

onion ring shaped and flavored cereal, puffy like corn pops, but round with a hole in the middle like fruit loops.

man, my girlfriend susan stank my car up whenever she ate those onion puffs then farted.

by stinkyhonda March 11, 2010