A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.
Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.
by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022

You are amazing at Warzone. You never have shit stains in your drawers. You’re either slim and fit or morbidly obese. Your musically inclined. You are most likely the hottest guy in the room but also the biggest guy in the room.
by ShortStrokes_LongLasting November 23, 2021

A person that talks up big, however lives so far away that you could never hold them accountable to their claims.
by Voodoo Kroni September 5, 2021

Kinda funny guy until you get crushed by his massive ego. Thinks he has to be the best at everything, then fails to live up to his own standards.
by hergis bergis April 22, 2020

by doufingor August 22, 2022

He's the most cutest adorable guy you'll ever meet. He's very loyal and the kindest soul ever. He will make you feel so much loved and appreciated and being with him makes you feel safe and calm. He has the cutest smile and big doe eyes and kissable lips that tastes like coffee (i love coffee). He's soft but he can get protective n jealous too. His Girlfriend/Wife is probably the luckiest girl in the whole world.
"Oh Alvin, he's the love of my life"
by pookie_possum November 19, 2023

A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)
by alvin dong September 23, 2024
