Baked Alaska

Steamer who got popular same time as Ice Poseidon but went off the deep end with white supremacy and anti-Semitism and all that conspiracy bolx.

Baked Alaska used to be a good livestreamer but then the demons woke up and stole his sanity...

by Merfy Foo October 19, 2021

gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014

Alaska

The coldest of all states in the US of A. Most known for Fishing, Hunting, being cold and the one of two places Amazon won't deliver too. It's the biggest state in America and probably has more guns than people. Surprisingly, people live here.

Tim: I'm gonna move to Alaska and see the wildlife!
Pablo: Good luck, you'll need it.

by insert Alaskan here February 16, 2024

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaska

An amazingly beautiful place filled with green hills and beautifully blue colored waters, in which contain some of the prettiest wildlife.

I love Alaska so much. The whales there are fucking amazing. Hahahahaah hi Graham.

by negrisnog December 20, 2019

Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

by ClintEast October 15, 2023

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016