Almond

if you have any girl in your life named 'Almond' , keep her with everything you got. if not , your gonna miss her.
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An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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Almond is a blonde female girl. Particularly one with almond shaped green eyes who is artistic. She is the Almond.
That girl over there playing with molding clay? Shes the perfect almond.
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when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
by catsmeller37 April 22, 2023
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Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.
Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.
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noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
by wordwrestler December 18, 2018
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by Jmalcolmz17 October 26, 2017
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