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Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!
Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot
by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022
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adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own
i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird
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Adopt me

This is the worst game you can play. If you play this game your a orphan who cant find there home and you are lgbtq+ also you
I play adopt me and I can’t find my home
by Some dojd September 20, 2021
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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Adopt me

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.
Person 1: i got scammed in adopt me for my Fr bat dragon
by I love birds123 April 14, 2023
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Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
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