Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 19, 2014

Bi-Accidentally

When two men "accidentally" brush lips while sharing a beer or a laugh.

Sylvio and Kevin were giggling together when their heads got a little too close and they bi-accidentally brushed lips.

by Rox_Anne September 10, 2013

Accidental Gayness

The act of accidentally touching a person of the same sex in a semi-innapropriate way.

I was in the back of a car with a frind and our hands met in the center seat, resulting in accidental gayness.

by CarpeNoctem82 October 21, 2009

accidental tourist

When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.

Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"

Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."

by Worthless pledge October 11, 2010

accidental tourist

When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.

I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.

by Chicanery February 15, 2005

Accidental dick

When a male Unintentionally shows penis head or, Penis accidentally enters an anal cavity.

She screamed #Accidental Dick

by elliebelli August 29, 2019

accidental enucleation

When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.

Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011