Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to claim to be what one is not for purposes of self-enhancement.
"Mike claimed he was a crack shot with a rifle, but I suspect he was Santosing."
by R. Daneel Olivaw February 02, 2023
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Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to pretend to be what one is not.
"Mike says he's a crack shot with a rifle, but I think he's Santosing."
by R. Daneel Olivaw February 02, 2023
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Santo

He is one of the most suitable boyfriend signs, because Leo can be said to be the strongest boyfriend sign. Specifically, he is a very brave, they can always give the people around them a kind of not afraid of any wind, wind and rain feeling. Let's say that many people are often timid and hesitant when it comes to certain kinds of difficulties. And he will not hesitate to charge forward, without fear.

It seems that in his eyes, all difficulties are as small as ants and can be easily crossed with a single leap. Therefore, he can say that any girl in love with him, will feel very safe.
by HKGER November 24, 2021
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Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
by neywife February 02, 2023
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Kaleb santos

Kaleb santos fat cock has a bag with him and plays for the seeweed Seahawks. He also did musically early on in his career.
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 16, 2014
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Jose Santos

Jose Santos is him.
Jose Santos?
Flawless
by Mr.Faxonly February 09, 2023
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