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Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking
Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.
by Poe toaster February 23, 2013
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Spectral Thinking

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.
“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”
by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021
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Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.
When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.
by BuckyKat August 7, 2014
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Think Mcfly

A sentence used by Biff in Back to The Future or to say a very famous line from the Bully Biff
Hello, Hello, anybody home? Hey, Think McFly, think
by Yrudjfjrndnfnnf June 21, 2021
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yester-think

Being mired in thoughts and innovations of the past rather than forward-thinking.
I was so mired in yester-think that I didn't realize that technology was evolving all around me.
by Aaron78 May 24, 2007
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Thin Think

1) A simple correct idea or sentence, 100% match in the right spot, in the right time.
2) Thinking deeply, seeing unobvious connections and hidden stones
1) These days sctientists are closer to the god than curch, man. -Hmm, that's a thin think.
2) Remember that guy who exchanged paperclip to a house? How d he guess all that exchanges? -He just think thin.
by fakemystic December 28, 2019
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mother-thinking

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.
Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.
by Sebastian Diena November 14, 2011
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