changing the diaper

A sexual position where the gentleman holds the lady's legs straight up in the air by the ankles with one of his hands while penetrating her vagina.

This girl had a real baby fetish so I ended up changing the diaper on her.

by Can you dig it? January 28, 2011

Chin diaper

When someone wears their mask under their mouth and nose, on their chin.

If you are coming any closer, please pull your chin diaper over your face, you asshole

by Kevinasneezaday October 01, 2020

Mouth Diaper

A cloth material covering the face and mouth area.

Put on your mouth diaper so I don’t get Covid!

by Jbbizzle July 01, 2020

diaper sludge

DURING ADULT DIAPERING SCENARIOS, A COMMON OCCURENCE IS DIAPER SLUDGE, A LARGE BOWEL MOVEMENT USUALLY BY A SUBJECT WITH A BOWEL DISORDER, LEFT IN A FLIMSY DIAPER. LEAVING A RATHER FOUL SMELLING MESS.

MAID "OH FUCK!, I HATE CLEANING UP AFTER THESE DIAPER SLUDGES LEAVE"
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by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 04, 2021

nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. October 06, 2006

Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick May 13, 2008