the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.
by brycehaill May 8, 2021
Get the Callummug. Callum is a bot that never responds to dms. He has no friends and smells. Callum also can’t stop chising Tyler which annoys Daniel
by Ahdndinwbagke April 22, 2019
Get the Callummug. Callum callum callum
by I am a flea of god April 8, 2019
Get the Callummug. AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Get the Callum Machanmug. British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
by Little-willyy August 14, 2018
Get the Callum’s cornermug. 
working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets
"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
by John Wicc November 21, 2018
Get the callumedmug.