“Hey how tall are you?”
“Under 5’4”
“Ok then...”
KICKS IN THE FACE
“What the hell??”
“It’s October 24th national kick a small person in the face day”
“Under 5’4”
“Ok then...”
KICKS IN THE FACE
“What the hell??”
“It’s October 24th national kick a small person in the face day”
by _that_girl__ October 24, 2020

Person 1 : hey were is my money
Person 2 : what !! why ?
Person 2 : it is October 24 so give me money !!!!
Person 1 : ok
Person 2 : what !! why ?
Person 2 : it is October 24 so give me money !!!!
Person 1 : ok
by 💩 🤩 Super toilet potato 🤩 💩 October 22, 2019

by unclekevin October 23, 2019

It's October 24th! Celebrate it by roasting everyone you see ONCE. If you do more than 5 people with your own roasts CONGRATS you get a delicious, cardboard cookie!!
October 24th- How to get rid of you friends
Friend: Hey whats u-
you: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one
Friend: bitch I love what you have done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Friend: Hey whats u-
you: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one
Friend: bitch I love what you have done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
by I like hoetdogs October 22, 2019

by Potaopower October 23, 2019

by lemonke😝 October 21, 2019

October 24 is the national give your bff your fav scrunchie and make sure it’s your fav so that they can tell that you really care about them
by And I ooooop skskskksks October 23, 2019
