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School is just another name for the five days of hell. No one likes it, no one want to be there, and it's boring as fuck.
Mackenzie:do u like school? Bob : dont you mean the five days of hell. Fuck no.
by Who the fuck knows August 30, 2013
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School; the place loved by those who:

1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.


Hated by those who:

1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.

After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.

After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
by I am Dog August 28, 2005
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Abandon all hope ye whom enter here
Hell?

No, it's just school.
by idontreallylikeschool December 18, 2011
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Why one of the highest killers of teenagers is suicide.
seriously, school makes a lot of people want to kill themselves, that is if they are not already bored into a coma.
by Tactical Squad August 3, 2008
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Where you're forced to spend hours learning something you don't need, because I know of so many times when I'm at my job and need to know what some ancient civilization died out. Math is decent, but you can take out most of the crap in it you only need if your a real-estate agent. A lot of science can be taken out, but leave just a little. English should stop when your in 4th or 5th grade. So when your done taking away useless stuff, theres a 3-4 hour day that starts at 10 am and ends at 1 or 2 pm. But that makes too much sence so they have to keep adding more days and weeks to the year because they say we don't learn enough already. Then they say if we're gonna make them all think the same, we should make them dress the same.. So, stripped of your rights that so many soldiers die(d) for each day. God bless America!
School sucks. everyone knows deep inside, no matter how old they are, no matter how smart they are, no matter what race gender or anything, they all know that school was the biggest waste of time they were ever forced into sence they were forced out a vagina.
by Balph December 29, 2007
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a place for parents to put there kids while they do amusing things
prison for kids where they are trapped for 7 hours
by hemp January 29, 2005
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A place where anyone from small children to young adults are forcibly trained to the industrial life of liveing by an alarm clock and bell schedule. (think about it) Learning is just a side affect.
Oh damn, I'm gonna be late for school. (again, think about it, really hard)
by The Almighty Sapling July 11, 2004
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