Thread Strumming

When you're hot from exercise so you pull on your shirt or clothing to fan yourself.
Ex.) She was so hot she had to thread strum to cool down.

It so hot in the gym that she was thread strumming to cool off a little.

by Maiah V. H. February 22, 2015

sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.

That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.

by Ambergris August 31, 2013

Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.

Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.

by Dr.ed April 12, 2016

Thread Man

A programmer who has just stumbled into the wonderful world of threads and upon running his or her program finds they have spawned nearly two thousand threads.

alright let's compile and see what we get...
no errors, that's good...
*runs*
*processor goes wild*
*computer locks up*
*BSOD*
*super hero status attained*

I am Thread Man

by return 0; March 27, 2011

Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

Thread domination

In internet forums, this is where a member creates a thread in which others are little interested, and will often post over and over again, to try to encourage people to respond.

Thread domination is often the work of unpopular trolls.

"If we wanted to suffer from thread domination, we'd read your shitty blog."

by Javert October 22, 2011